Tag Archives: Religious

One Flaw In Women

By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200…
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No Excuses for God

God, grant me the Serenity to accept the people I cannot change, the Courage to change the one I can, and the Wisdom to know . . . it's me. The next time you feel like GOD can't use you, just remember . . .  Noah was a drunk Abraham and Sarah were too old…
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